The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are to Kidnap Greeting Card
The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are to Kidnap Greeting Card
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Birthday advice: the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake! The The More You Weigh, The Harder You Are to Kidnap Greeting Card is the most practical, enthusiastic birthday message anyone will ever receive.
- Birthday occasion card
- Retro illustrated design
- 5x7" size
- Blank inside for your own message
- Comes with self-seal envelope (color may vary)
- Material: Recycled materials
- Made in the USA
- Made by a small, woman-owned business
- Import
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